I got the idea from our family’s plant book.
The place where we recorded those things you cannot trust to memory.
testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats
when a person you really like says something extremely close-minded and steeped in misinformation and ur just kinda like
someone photoshop me into a picture with santa pls
NO PLEASE STOP SENDING ME THIS I CHANGE MY MIND
i’m sending this one to my parents
i struggled with ms paint for 3 notes
Why do magnets fall more slowly through a copper tube?
This never ceases to blow my mind.
I don’t have the words…
In which Thor overcame his own formidable impulse and temper control issues because he’s learned that not doing so lost him a beloved member of his family, possibly for good, even though that family member is actually still alive (which makes it even worse somehow) ….in order to help another man not make the same sort of mistakes.
How’s that for the words, sort of close?
And you have to wonder how much Bruce is in there trying already, and feels remorse for something that’s not even his fault.
P.S. who taught Thor “Try to think?”
Who was it that said, “Thor, stop. And think.” In Jotunheim, surrounded by impossible odds?
Yeah. The guy locked in Bruce’s glass prison cell a few rooms away, who is responsible for this chaos.
I hate you Joss Whedon, give me back my heart.
imagine a mafia that gives you a sticker every time you kill someone and at the end of the month the person who has the most stickers gets a practical yet inexpensive gift
#if jim kirk ran a space mob
i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever